A GTM HEROES PARODY · EST. 2026
THE LAYOFF
TRAIL
You are a sales & marketing pro in the age of agentic AI. Your pipeline just got automated. You have a Glamping Van, five teammates, and $800. San Francisco is 2,600 miles west.
Good luck.
40%
Deals lost to inaction
5.5
Avg. decision-makers
2.3×
Higher survival rate
Teams using behavioral alignment survive the trail at 2.3× the rate of the monoculture playbook. Same pipeline. Better execution.